Go from this...
To one of these!!
The Smorvette!
The Smaudi A3 AWD!
The Smamborghini! (the cutest of them all!)
The Smorsche!
The Smorsche Targa!
And last, but not least, The Smerrari!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Funny Letter - Upgrade System From Boyfriend To Husband
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, Golf 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT try to reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, Golf 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT try to reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Lessons In Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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'Your future depends on your dreams'.So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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'Hard work never killed anybody'.But why take the risk?
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'Work fascinates me' I can look at it for hours.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn?
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
'Your future depends on your dreams'.So go to sleep.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
'Hard work never killed anybody'.But why take the risk?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
'Work fascinates me' I can look at it for hours.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
Ferrari
Son : Father..father, Ferrari is a red car with horse right?
Father : Yup, that's right son. Why you ask?
Son : Coz I think there's one on our right who want to overtake us..
Father : Yup, that's right son. Why you ask?
Son : Coz I think there's one on our right who want to overtake us..
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Madagascar 3 - Melman New Sweetheart
Melman from Madagascar 2 had clashed with Gloria and got new sweetheart..
Monday, November 17, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Potential Problem With Obama Presidency
Look..it's 'black money'.Need to use more black ink for the printing..
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
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