Funny Muthu

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'

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*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'

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*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,
'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : ?????????

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*MUTHU & TOURIST*

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

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*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

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*MUTHU & DRIVER*

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'

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*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

'* WASH BASIN * '

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*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*

Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '

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*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest...*

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

Spiderman New Nemesis

Next time, if any villian wants to defeat Spidey..use this weapon. It's like using kryptonite against Superman..

New Body Kits For Your Smart Car

Go from this...

To one of these!!

The Smorvette!

The Smaudi A3 AWD!

The Smamborghini! (the cutest of them all!)

The Smorsche!

The Smorsche Targa!

And last, but not least, The Smerrari!

Why Dogs Bite People

The real hot dogs..

Funny Letter - Upgrade System From Boyfriend To Husband

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, Golf 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT try to reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Lessons In Logic

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals. They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

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'Your future depends on your dreams'.So go to sleep.

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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

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'Hard work never killed anybody'.But why take the risk?

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'Work fascinates me' I can look at it for hours.

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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn?

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

Ferrari

Son : Father..father, Ferrari is a red car with horse right?

Father : Yup, that's right son. Why you ask?

Son : Coz I think there's one on our right who want to overtake us..

Hardcore Smoker

This guy surely doesn't care much about his car..

Madagascar 3 - Melman New Sweetheart

Melman from Madagascar 2 had clashed with Gloria and got new sweetheart..

Terrible F1 Accident

Truly scary accident.. :)

3 In 1 Shoe!

Cool invention! Buy 1 and get 3 items.

1) Boot..

2) Shoe..

3) Slipper.

Potential Problem With Obama Presidency

Look..it's 'black money'.Need to use more black ink for the printing..

Obama's Family Moving To Washington

Now that our people rules,we'll have a bright future there..

Funny Ads - Natural Beauty

How to have natural beauty skin without a make up..

Funny Ads - Best Prescription

The best presciption given by pharmacist..

Funny Ads - Broken Heart

Effective way to overcome broken heart..

Last Moments Before The Jump

Pictures taken just before this guy jump off building..

Funny Video - Don't Drink And Drive

Follow the rules..don't drink and drive

Funny Video - Electric Shock

A man got an electric shock and startled his friend..

Funny Picture - Brilliantly Made Photo

Funny Video - Never Poke A Leopard

Funny Video - Shouting Prank

Funny Video - Arab Drift

Funny video - Arab boy doing bike drift..

Funny Video - Wanted A New Car So Much

Funny Military Pictures 2

More funny pictures from the military..

Funny Military Pictures 1

Some funny pics by the military guys.Great sense of humor aren't they..for guys whose work are to kill people.

Human Meat..Anyone?

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:

"FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... "

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN !

Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down..

The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied For several minutes..!

IQ Test

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was simply ' amazing', very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

........A few days later she killed her FIRST sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

(Give this some thought before you answer).

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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

Be sure to share the test!

Also, if you answered correctly, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list ..:)

Learn To Ride

2 Arabians learn to ride a bike..

Dumb Cops

Toilet Joke

Funny Exam Answer 4

Funny Exam Answer 3

Let's Fishing!

Funny fishing video..

First Time On PC After Using Typewriter

How many monitor will she break before she get use to it?

Funny Exam Answer 2

The best and funniest answer I found so far...

Funny Exam Answer 1

Well...you asked me to expand...

Safety Helmet

So what? At least I did cover my head...

Weather Forcasting Stone

Funny..yet logically true.

What do you think?

Baby Panda Sneeze

AA-CHOOO!!!!

Mother panda got a big shock...

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